Displaced Myth

There was this young guy, Jake. He was extremely athletic and probably could have been at the top of his class. After graduation, he decided to go on a road trip with his friends around the country. While driving through Ohio one night, they decided to stop in a small town for the night and have a few drinks, for the driving cramped their bodies and made them restless. They had a few drinks at the local bar and started conversing with some of the locals. Jake listened to a story of an old abandoned theater that had been known to be haunted, and was only a couple miles away. Eager for an adventure, Jake gathered his companions and sped off towards this old theater. As soon as they arrived, they saw the NO TRESPASSING sign and felt a rush of excitement. The crew quickly slipped through a hole in the fence and proceeded into the run down building. Shortly after the last adventured wandered into the shadows, a police cruiser arrived with his spotlight scanning the property. Seeing their vehicle parked outside the fence, the officer grabbed his flash light and went looking for the gang.
Jake looked around as he walked through the dark corridor, noticing ghostly shadows and eerie props. Remnants of the drama company that worked on this stage. He soon noticed the police officers flashlight scanning around inside the building, and began to think fast. He threw a piece of debris towards the stage to catch the officers attention and allow him to lead his friends away. Jake then waited for the officer to reach the stage, and dropped the heavy dusty curtain onto the officer and ran towards the door. The officer hollered stop and freeze and whatnot but it didnt matter. Jake turned before he closed the door and yelled back "Nobody you will ever catch!".